I've been watching to add some more, but we haven't had any real 'good' ones in the last couple days.
Our paper uses the police reports to sell papers by editing and omitting - I've been witness to a couple that were completely wrong & edited to make them sound funnier/crazier & I've also had to report a couple (like a large fire at a big lumber yard) that were never even mentioned. They even have a book compiled of some of the craziest ones over the last several years. For sale of course. It doesn't help that we have some citizens who will call in over the stupidest things as well.
Some excerpts:
A patrol car collided with an animal this morning on Amsterdam Road. The suspect was listed as “Doe, a deer, a female deer.” — Nov. 18, 1994
A man in the 700 block of Mountain View Drive complained because his girlfriend’s husband keeps stopping by. — Sept. 8, 1997
A mother on South 23rd Avenue wanted her daughter cited for returning home late. — Oct. 19, 2005
The paper isn't out yet this morning, but I glanced at the online version which just got put up... pretty mild this morning.
A woman wanted it on record that a lady was acting “belligerent” after they both opened their car doors at the same time.
Lee
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