Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:13 pm

Yep, it is true. I was looking at porn.
2am she sneaks up behind me and says" Having fun?"
She fucking LOST IT!
Wow.
Kicked me out- for now. Says she can't trust me.
1st time it ever happened, too.
From zero to crackers in 1 secomd.
I asked the question, "Don't I at least get a yellowcard before I get kicked out of the game?"
Apperently not. She says it is the same thing as her having a bunch of guys over and dancing naughtily with them; or her going out and shooting up heroin.
She says that it is cheating and that I am out cheating on her.
I thingk she needs to get her meds upped or something.
Just had to vent and see if anyone else had a similar experience.
I watch it every once in awhile, to be sure, but so what. I was even sitting in an upright position. No lotion. No kleenex. Nothing. It wasnt even playing yet. I was just browsing for something good!
Damn! I didnt even get to see it! Ha!
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:21 pm

Jeezus, she gave you the boot just for looking at it? :shock: A man has needs, dammit!
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:30 pm

Jesus. That sucks man. My wife looks at more naked chicks online than I do. I think I got lucky.
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:41 pm

Damn dude, that seems a little harsh! I'd like to think some, maybe most wives would watch a porn with their husband from time to time... My wife does..
Also, I don't think her analogies are very comparable to your situation... Heroin = porn?!? Ha! Consider me a junkie :)
I hope it all works out, snow, but I wouldn't stick around if you can't have one of the simplest freedoms!
In the meantime check out RedTube.com
One of my faves :)

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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:53 pm

Jbug wrote:In the meantime check out RedTube.com

And pornhub.com :P
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:56 pm

BeerPal wrote:
Jbug wrote:In the meantime check out RedTube.com

And pornhub.com :P
I switch over to pornhub.com when viewing on my iPhone! Haha :)

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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:58 pm

The quality of the stuff on spankwire.com tends to be a bit higher overall than redtube
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:20 pm

Ya gotta feel sorry for a guy who's wife takes such a dim view of his enjoyment of a little porn. I mean, I keep my entertainment along those lines pretty much to myself as well, but I'm certain she knows about it and we also will rent something together every now and then. We even subscribed to a Netflix-like porn rental service for awhile.
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