If You Were Forced To Hang Out With A Country Star . . .

[bleachcola]

Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.

[brewerTristan]

Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.

I think you mean ejaculate.

[bleachcola]

Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.

I think you mean ejaculate.

No, I mean copulate. We'd stab them in the forehead the ejaculate into their skulls. The shear man strength of our sperm would result in a baby forming. It would be like Athena jumping from the skull of Zeus.

[BigNastyBrew]

Who would it be? I'm talking gun to your head, forced to. I'd say Toby Keith. We'd get drunk and pick a fight with the Dixie Chicks. Then we'd copulate on their foreheads.

I think you mean ejaculate.

No, I mean copulate. We'd stab them in the forehead the ejaculate into their skulls. The shear man strength of our sperm would result in a baby forming. It would be like Athena jumping from the skull of Zeus.

Get W. in on that.

[bleachcola]

I'm no fan of W. I'm not fan of any career politician. Both sides of the aisle.

[BigNastyBrew]

I'm no fan of W. I'm not fan of any career politician. Both sides of the aisle.

Good news is that W. was not a career politician. So you can invite him along.

[Bugeater]

Forced to do it? Nah! There are a few you would have to force me to (Billy Ray Cyrus, LeAnne Womack, Shania Twain, among others) but in general I would enjoy hanging out with many country stars. In the past I have had the opportunity to hang out with Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, and John Mellencamp. All great folks. I'd have beer with them anytime. I would jump at the chance to have a chat with Jennifer Nettles or Allison Krauss, not for some perverted purpose like you suggest but to talk about the great music they perform.

Wayne

[Brandon]

I dunno about being forced to. I would much rather hang out many country stars than pop radio and rap crap.

But my answer is Johnny Cash or Waylon Jennings