Suck a Dick. The next BN best seller

[AleDrinker]

Coming soon to the BN Store. Reserve your copy today.

See Justin, anyone can write a book.

[grod]

I'd buy a copy just as long as he doesn't sign it or leave a pube in the packaging.

love

g

[TheDarkSide]

I only want it if I can get it in vinyl so I can have that big album cover to look at.

[Fugglupagus]

I'd buy a copy just as long as he doesn't sign it or leave a pube in the packaging.

love

g

You only get the pube if you buy the deluxe limited edition, which also comes with a replica of JP's peepee (only semi hard) that can be strapped onto the cover of the book so you can, you know, suck a dick.

[fuhme420]

If you order in the next 2 hours you'll receive Bonus Track "I Love Cats" the hit single from Crazy Cat Lady!



i was caught singing it in the hall this morning some ass at the vending machine asked wtf was wrong with me...

[spiderwrangler]

The cover is scratch and sniff...

[CRBrewHound]

The cover is scratch and sniff...

Thank god I didn't read that over lunch or I would have tossed my cookies, while JP was tossing my salad.

[AleDrinker]

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