JP Limericks

[Sent From My iPhone]

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[thatguy314]

There once was a brewcaster at more beer,
For certain, there was none that was more queer!
As he spread his butt cheeks
He said, "It's great to be greek!
Now lube me up with some more tears!"

PS: it's limerick

[thatguy314]

This is too fun.

Do you all remember that period of days,
When Jipper was blowing a series of gays?
He said "Surely I'll suck it
But please spooge in this bucket
So that I can add it to my weizen for haze."

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[Steelers&Beer]

Jipper liked to work fast
cause killin was such a blast
he'd eat brewtat first
cause he hated him the worst
and he'd save J's liver for last

[thatguy314]

This one is entitled: CAN YOU DO IT

There was a prostitute and JP adored her,
But Alas! He could not afford her
What could he say,
but, "Brewcasting doesn't pay...
But will you bone for smoked porter!"

(Congrats on cloning an awesome beer!)

[andy77]

A poor lonely man named JP,
who began to burn when he'd pee.
Confused and perplexed,
took himself to the vet
and asked "Could my cats have VD?"