Hop Grenades Tatooed On My Nuts!

Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:25 pm

Do you think Downtown Joes will take my word for it, that I have Hop Grenade's tatooed on each nut for a lifetime of $1 beers?

Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:59 pm

Is the whole sac is covered by the tatoo, and your member is tatooed black like the grenade handle? The hop grenade in 3d! :unicornrainbow:

Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:58 pm

Is each nut tattooed all over like a 3D hop grenade or just a flat image on one side? The 3D version should definitely be worth $1.00 beers for life but you would still need to show it at least for the first time. I'm sure they would remember you after that.

Wayne

Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:28 pm

ha ha yeah, the hop grenade encompases each nut and then I have a hop vine that wraps around the full 12 inches of my shaft!!!

Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:59 am

TapItGood wrote:ha ha yeah, the hop grenade encompases each nut and then I have a hop vine that wraps around the full 12 inches of my shaft!!!

I'd like to meet the artist that gives you that. I wouldn't want to shake his hand, but I would like to meet him.

Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:26 am

Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:
TapItGood wrote:ha ha yeah, the hop grenade encompases each nut and then I have a hop vine that wraps around the full 12 inches of my shaft!!!

I'd like to meet the artist that gives you that. I wouldn't want to shake his hand, but I would like to meet him.

I bet you would, especially when he looks like this:

Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:27 am

TapItGood wrote:
Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:
TapItGood wrote:ha ha yeah, the hop grenade encompases each nut and then I have a hop vine that wraps around the full 12 inches of my shaft!!!

I'd like to meet the artist that gives you that. I wouldn't want to shake his hand, but I would like to meet him.

I bet you would, especially when he looks like this:

Not if she handled your nuts. :mrgreen: