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Add your favorite Violations of the Brewer's Code here:

I'll start.

.... And the Christmas Spirit award goes to........

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... isn-t-real

BDawg wrote:Add your favorite Violations of the Brewer's Code here:

I'll start.

.... And the Christmas Spirit award goes to........

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... isn-t-real

"shouted blasphemous lies ... Santa doesn’t exist."

So there really is a fat dude living up north, enslaving midgets to make toys & then can defy all laws of physics by delivering them via flying reindeer in one night while entering homes through a sooty hole many times smaller than his waistline & not get a speck of dirt on a white trimmed suit. Good to know.

Hail Santa!

Ozwald wrote:

BDawg wrote:Add your favorite Violations of the Brewer's Code here:

I'll start.

.... And the Christmas Spirit award goes to........

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... isn-t-real

"shouted blasphemous lies ... Santa doesn’t exist."

So there really is a fat dude living up north, enslaving midgets to make toys & then can defy all laws of physics by delivering them via flying reindeer in one night while entering homes through a sooty hole many times smaller than his waistline & not get a speck of dirt on a white trimmed suit. Good to know.

The fucking guy got drunk, went to a children's event with his hair gelled up into 2 satan-horns on his head and started yelling that Santa doesn't exist in front of a bunch of little kids. If that doesn't count as douch-baggy, nothing does.

BDawg wrote:
The fucking guy got drunk, went to a children's event with his hair gelled up into 2 satan-horns on his head and started yelling that Santa doesn't exist in front of a bunch of little kids. If that doesn't count as douch-baggy, nothing does.

Apart from using hair gel, it does seem kind of fun...

BDawg wrote:

Ozwald wrote:

BDawg wrote:Add your favorite Violations of the Brewer's Code here:

I'll start.

.... And the Christmas Spirit award goes to........

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... isn-t-real

"shouted blasphemous lies ... Santa doesn’t exist."

So there really is a fat dude living up north, enslaving midgets to make toys & then can defy all laws of physics by delivering them via flying reindeer in one night while entering homes through a sooty hole many times smaller than his waistline & not get a speck of dirt on a white trimmed suit. Good to know.

The fucking guy got drunk, went to a children's event with his hair gelled up into 2 satan-horns on his head and started yelling that Santa doesn't exist in front of a bunch of little kids. If that doesn't count as douch-baggy, nothing does.

I wasn't really commenting on the event as much as the idiot reporter's choice of phrase. But this is also coming from someone who never did believe in Santa & should I have children (grod help us all), something I would most certainly not teach them. That would be my own spawn, if others want to continue the 'tradition' with their own, that's none of my business.